April 2013
59 posts
odolnost:
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
drizzyfest:
if i were drake i would get one of those horse masks and bust into nicki minajs mansion, crawl into her bed and wrap her arms around her then whinny
“Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we...”
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
